how do all the kids on here make the funny typos. all the typos i make are unfunny. is this some kind of hidden craft. where are they teaching this
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peace walker is a game about how your mom dated people before she was your mom, and sometimes you meet those people and realize that your mom is a real person and not ur idea of a mom. and a good reaction to that is to not become addicted to starting your own personal collection of child soldiers
There was a lot of homosexual shit too
that’s in every metal gear game, to point that out would be like saying “also there is a metal gear and also a guy named snake”
seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
